10/31/2023 0 Comments Sanity of morris reviewFive boring minutes later, I exited after being treated to an on-rails retelling of Hansel & Gretel projected on the ride’s cave-like walls. Although the last thing I’d do while searching for my son in an abandoned park is hop on the nearest attraction, I figured the devs wanted me to, so I got in the swan-shaped craft. Upon entry to the park, I wasn’t sure what to do, so I followed the path ahead of me until I stumbled on a ride-a Loveboat. Horror titles likely wouldn’t exist if their characters didn’t make absurd choices, and The Park is no different. As it happens, they re-enter at closing time, and as the sun goes down, Lorraine loses her grip on sanity as players explore the park to find her son. Upon discovering he accidentally left his teddy bear inside, he storms ahead of Lorraine to find it. She’s getting ready to leave a local theme park with her young son Callum. Players take first-person control of Lorraine, a high-waisted jeans and leather jacket-wearing woman with a smoky eye, to boot. Although it’s perfectly playable-by that I mean it featured no glitches, bugs or errors in my time with it-it’s boring, not scary, clichéd, and over so soon I could barely grasp what was going on, nor feel intrigued enough to care. No, I feel bad because I bet a good group of people put a lot of time, work, sweat and dedication into this game, and the end result is hot garbage. The Park is the kind of game that makes me feel bad, but not bad in the way that the devs ostensibly intend. ![]() WTF How can a developer with a pedigree make something so stale? LOW Several documents with 20+ lines in tiny text HIGH Deleting it from my hard drive after finishing it
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